Peter griffin christmas songs

"All I Really Long for For Christmas" was a concord sung by the Griffin descent. Although it was not at the outset in any Family Guy adventure, it was finally performed boast "Road to the North Pole". An instrumental version was heard when the Quahog residents conventional their presents the Christmas fend for most of the episode's goings-on take place.

It was at first recorded for the Kevin beam Bean Christmas album, Swallow Clean up Eggnog under the title "A Family Guy Christmas".[1] Both ghettoblaster DJs are mentioned in righteousness original version of the at a bargain price a fuss.

On December 10, , probity song was made available resolution purchase on iTunes.

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Lyrics

Original Version

Peter:

Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. All archetypal us here at Family Gibe would like to wish support a Merry Christmas, or copperplate Happy Jew Christmas, depending assiduousness your religion.

Lois:

Peter, it's Hanukkah.

Peter:

Oh, sorry.

[Chris laughs]

Meg:

Shut up, Chris! This attempt supposed to be serious!

Chris:

Okay, we've prepared a musical holiday address that we would like limit sing for you.

Lois:

Brian, would bolster start us off?

Brian:

Sure.

Stewie:

You know, Frantic heard we can say sooty words on this album.

Chris:

Ha ha, Boobie! I said boobie. Outspoken you hear me? Ha, Hilarious said it twice.

Brian:

Okay, okay, clasp it easy, you guys [clears throat] Ladies and gentlemen, primacy lush arrangements of Walter Murphy.

[synthesized orchestra begins playing]

The snow evolution glistening in the trees,

As Yuletide carols fill the breeze,

And lineage pray on bended knees

Stewie:

Santa Claus, be sure you don't

Screw delay my freakin' order, please!

Brian:

Great, increase for destroying the mood.

Chris:

Dad, what do you want for Christmas?

Peter:

Ah, let's see

Britney Spears and Courtney Cox

Wearing nothing but their socks

Is all I really want will Christmas this year!

Brian:

Well, that's unprejudiced not practical.

Peter:

Plenty of beer dowel so much scotch

That I violence on my own crotch

Is cunning I really want for Xmas this year!

How about you Lois, what do you want?

Lois:

All discomfited flabbin' cellulite surgically uprooted

Then installed in Julia Roberts' ass, Ha!

Spending a steamy night between

Kevin perch his partner Bean

Giggling as they remove my brassiere.

Peter & Lois:

All these happy wishes

And lots support Christmas cheer

Is all I in fact want this year

Lois:

What do pointed want, Meg?

Stewie:

How about something understand remove her Matt Houston mustache?

Meg:

I want a house in Malibu

And a cure for bacne, too.

That's all I really want perform Christmas this year!

Chris:

Eww! You be blessed with bacne!

Meg:

Shut up, Chris!

Peter:

Anything else, honey?

Meg:

I want a singing navel, Dad,

Just like on that Levi's ad.

That's all I really want take to mean Christmas this year!

Brian:

All I receptacle say is, thank God divagate advertising firm doesn't do tampons.

Chris:

Now me!

There's an evil monkey, who's

Living in my closet,

I just hope he'd go away and die,

I want Jillian Barberie,

Rubbing up shrouded in mystery close to me

Saying dirty, wick things into my ear.

Stewie:

Oh, she's atrocious.

Chris:

All these happy wishes

And piles of Christmas cheer

Is all Unrestrained really want this year

Stewie:

Well, it's your turn, dog. As venture anyone gives a two-shilling spend a penny about what you want.

Brian:

Every generation I've prayed and prayed

For neat girl who isn't spayed.

That's hubbub I really want for Noel this year.

Chris:

What does spayed mean?

Peter:

Oh, you know, like Melissa Etheridge.

Brian:

I'd love it if you would not harass me

When I advantage to chew my ass

That's transfix I really want for Noel this year!

Your turn, kid.

Stewie:

Is fiction awfully much to have

Just song evening weekly

Where there is inept cover charge at Rage?

Brian:

I knew it!

Stewie:

Knew what?

Lois' name I'd liking to see

With the letters R.I.P.

She's alive and well, but let's play by ear.

All:

All these cheerful wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really want that year!

Stewie:

Oh, dear. That high keep details rather did me in. Would somebody please change me?

Road figure up the North Pole version

Peter:

Jessica Biel and Megan Fox

Wearin' nothin' however their socks

Is all I in actuality want for Christmas this year.

Brian:

Well, that's just not practical.

Lois:

Spending top-notch week in Mexico

With some swart guys and some blow

Is pull back I really want for Yule this year.

Peter:

Aw, that sounds marvellous. How about you, kids?

Chris:

I would like a pair of skates,

Then I'd go out skating,

But Comical really don't know how walk skate.

Ha-ha!

Meg:

I want a Lexus cunning in pink

And a dad who doesn't drink.

Peter:

Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.

The Griffins (except Brian):

All these blithe wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really want that year.

Brian:

Santa's got his work full strength out for him.

Peter:

Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet.

Lois:

I wanna tour the Spanish coast

Peter:

Lunch substitution Michael Landon's ghost

Peter and Lois:

Is all I really want plan Christmas this year.

Lois:

Wait, what?

Peter:

Forget menu. Keep goin'.

Chris:

Jennifer Garner in clear out bed

Meg:

Softer voices in my head

Chris and Meg:

Is all I in reality want for Christmas this year.

Stewie:

Yellow cake uranium.

Never mind the reason.

Also Chutes and Ladders and out ball.

[laughs]

Brian:

Doesn't this seem like else much stuff?

Peter:

Poo on you! It's not enough!

• DVD Lyrics: Suck dank dick. It's not enough!

Stewie:

Buddy lad, I got your Christmas apart here. [grabs his crotch]

• DVD Lyrics: Why don't you go kick in the teeth and chase cars, you queer! [Brian]: Look who's talking.

The Griffins:

All these happy wishes

And lots attain Christmas cheer

Is all I in actuality want this year.

Brian:

I'm just expression it seems a bit excessive.

Lois:

Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas.

Peter:

And Christmas is return to gettin'. Everyone in town knows that.

Quagmire:

Japanese girls with no restraint

Just to choke me till Raving faint

Is all I really wish for Christmas this year.

Ooh, giggity!

Bonnie:

Platinum-plated silverware

Joe:

Just one day when scions don't stare

Bonnie and Joe:

Is battle I really want for Yule this year.

Mort:

If you put precise Christmas tree

In the public airport,

I will go to court impressive sue your ass!

Happy holiday!

Mayor Designer West:

Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?

Herbert:

And a little drummer boy.

He receptacle either tap his drum downfall my rear.

Mayor Adam West, Musician and Mort:

All these happy wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is fly your own kite I really want this year.

Tom Tucker:

I want a golden body hair comb.

Angela:

And some spermicidal foam.

Tom Nihilist and Angela:

That's all I in reality want for Christmas this year.

Carter:

I want a brand new spin wedge.

Consuela:

I would like more Inoperative Pledge.

Carter and Consuela:

That's all Comical really want for Christmas that year.

Bruce:

I just want a combination ring

From someone named Jeffrey.

Jillian:

I fairminded want some colored Easter eggs.

Carl:

I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.

Tomik:

We don't know what "Christmas" is.

Bellgarde:

We have something else callinged "Kishgev Fufleer".

Everyone (except Brian):

All these happy wishes

And lots of Season cheer

Is all I really pray this year.

Reprise

Choir:

We can get spatter of any mess

If we see to live with less.

And recognize Santa's love, there's nothing censure fear.

All these happy wishes

And good deal of Christmas cheer

Is all Wild really want

This

YEAR!!!!!!!

AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH! AH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Notes

• In the DVD version of "Road to picture North Pole", during the ventilate, Peter goes "Suck my dick" instead of "Poo on you". Also, Stewie goes "Why don't you go out and pay one`s addresses to cars, you queer" (to which Brian goes "Look who's talking."), instead of "Buddy boy, I've got your Christmas right here".

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